After owning a scooter for two whole days, I've definitely decided that I am a lone wolf. I guess most people who own scooters are trying to reduce their carbon footprint (insert eye roll here) and stick it to big oil companies.
Not me. I could have a carbon footprint the size of the Grand Canyon, and I probably wouldn't care. When Al Gore stops riding in private jets, we'll talk. As for big oil....my mom worked for Exxon. Dad worked for Hughes. I'm all for increasing my inheritance. SUV anyone?
I'm cheap, and it's just darn fun. I shall be the solitary voice of reason in a sea of tree hugging liberals.
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